Total Medals Earned: 1,259 (From
268 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 19,060 Points
well! what is it!
prostration
well! what it is!
*looks skyward*
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Save Cindy from her intruder
Help Wally Woog with his library
Complete a task for Mr. Wigwatts
Recover the complete jetpack
Beat the game
Watch the whole opening scene
Hear everyone's voicemail message in the same session
Beat the jetpack minigame on a more difficult route
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
play as female
play the game as a male
become a master of croquet
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
destroy everything
slay a demon
slay a dragon
ride a narwhal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the first enemy
Complete the second corridor
Complete the first corridor
Complete the last corridor
Defeat the last enemy
Finish level 1
Pass level 6
Pass level 16
Pass level 11
Pass level 22 using balloons!
Finish the game
Checking out the game.
Reaching area 5
Reaching area 15
Reaching level 10
Playing the game for 10 minutes.
Reaching area 20
Playing the game for 20 minutes
Playing the game for 30 minutes.
Eat something tasty.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
win any level without miss!!
get score more than 50000
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!