Total Medals Earned: 1,259 (From 268 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,060 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/305 points)
Read all the instructions of the game
Watch the credits of the game
Lose against the boss
Replay the game after completing it in hard mode
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Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode
Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode
Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!
Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode
Medals Earned: 6/16 (80/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Listen to the entire story
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 11/18 (140/240 points)
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/495 points)
Mine 20 Pieces of Coal
Reach a Depth of 300 Meters
Mine 20 Pieces of Iron
Mine 20 Pieces of Silver
Mine 20 Emeralds
Clear 5% of the Map
Mine 20 Pieces of Gold
Mine 20 Saphires
Reach a Depth of 600 Meters
Mine 20 Diamonds
Reach a Depth of 1000 Meters
Mine 20 Rubies
Find the Source of the Signal
Find 10 Giant Gems
Find the Ancient Remains
Clear 10% of the Map
Find all the Treasure
Clear 25% of the Map
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!